Favorite Crimes

[JustSoDank]

Hey everyone! Today I wanted to do something fun and see what everyone's favorite crimes are. You can give a reason if you want or you can just leave it blank, but I just thought it would be interesting. I can start!

My favorite crime is arson. Looking forward to seeing what's next!

 

[Rubith]

i will list my top three, in no particular order because i cannot choose my favorite.

• arson
arson is one of my favorite crimes because fire is cool also steven and i are besties and twinsies

• murder
murder is fun because if you don't like someone you can simply kill them. blocking and reporting is unreliable, and telling them you hate them is so last season. murder is quick and easy!

• stealing
are you low on your favorite gucci belts? just yoink one off an unsuspecting passerby. running out of ice cream? just take it out of the freezer at the store and eat it right there! easy peasy lemon squeezy

 

[iserik]

no

 

[Riffet]

i like punting foster kids

 

[hope]

My favorite crime is to have kids in the basement

 

[Bleach]

 

[Charburger]

is cannibalism a crime?

 

[Dutchy1372]

is cannibalism a crime?

Depends what state you’re in xD

 

[Riffet]

Depends what state you’re in xD

>_>

 

[Mivality]

domestic violence

 

[Dutchy1372]

My favorite crime is x-raying on a parkour server :> (jk me no hack)

 

[PyroTortilla]

grand larceny

 

[JustSoDank]

(jk me no hack)

Why not? I highly recommend it, 10/10.

 

[Riffet]

If I can do it in factions he can do it in olympus no worries

 

[Acrellux]

What is this thread lol

 

[JustSoDank]

What is this thread lol

idk wym this is the best thread

 

[4thForce]

Where I live it's actually illegal to pull weeds and moss out that's in between cracks on the road/sidewalk. That's gotta be my favorite

 

[jasper_]

murder

 

[Acrellux]

murder

Did you vent

 

[jasper_]

Did you vent

Why would i tell you