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how are you? please dont answre. i likely do not care unless you are @k_rissy

i always get compliments on ebing so amazing. some believe im not real- that im an ai developed by dacon to improve olmypus gamemode
frequent compliemtns: "wtf?" "stfu" "you stink" "thank you" "im quitting because of you" "you cant catch anything at pond when ssm is here" "when are you going to turn your chat bot off" "youre so greedy" "give me cubits" "please do not spam" "please be appropriate" "can you give me a good pickaxe" "that is the stupidest thing youve ever sayed" "youre spellign is amazing" "marry me"
its a pretty good life tbh. you probly cant handle it. only a slect few (one) can. you can try tho

heres the lsit to be perf like me

1. constantly be awake when youre not sleeping.
this is a common mistake i see many people do and its not write

2. be better than everyone else
some people may struggle iwth this,. but i learned from exerpeicen that i did it. and you can do it too

3. do not be nice. even as a joke
always you must be consisantly mad and unnecessarily angry to make everyone misrable
one tip for this: have dirt, litrely and not, on everyone at all times and use it agest them
3.1 do not make jokes. do not accept jokes
jokes are a waste of time. your mental isnt worth clutter. remain professional. remain serious at all costs.

4. overdue everything and then complain about it
i mean everything. over microwave your food and then complain its too hot. submit hw late and then complain about low grades. drive slow in the fast lane and complain about pepole passing you AND complain about being late everywhere. BLAME EVERY ONE ELSE.

5. be worth more than everyone else combined
this step is impossible for you because im more valuable than you all. the world revolves around me.

6. take extra long poops
this gives you time to prepare for your next slay sesion. especially make shore to poop in public and not flusch

7. achive more than everyone
you must be #1 in everything. if a leaderboard says youre not, its lying, report the bug/typo

8. int erupt eveyrone
your messages and input for things are worth more. cause mayham.

9. be a know it all
not a 'youre such a know it all' but actualy know it all. have all the information.

10. never be wrong
its simlar to #9 but you are not aloud to say something incorect if you want to be perfect like i am

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11. common sense
do things with common sense. commonly, this should need to be added :mad: since its is common, common sense.
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7. achive more than everyone
you must be #1 in everything. if a leaderboard says youre not, its lying, report the bug/typo
How can we be number 1 in everything if you already are?
 

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How can we be number 1 in everything if you already are?
if you possessed ability to read you could reed the itructions listed for #7
:report the bug/typi"
this is common, common sense.
common sense is #11 eich i didnt thin id need add cause its common sense
if you. Ar stoll struggling with theese lesons, please come to office hours
 

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if you possessed ability to read you could reed the itructions listed for #7
:report the bug/typi"
this is common, common sense.
common sense is #11 eich i didnt thin id need add cause its common sense
if you. Ar stoll struggling with theese lesons, please come to office hours
If you are number one, how can I also be number one. you would claim it is a bug or typo, and i would claim the same, unless we were both listed as number one.
 

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U sound like the type of person who likes cf’ing all your cubits

QUOTE="SSM_GOD, post: 312724, member: 56762"]To be clear, I never ever coin flip. I believe it to be unsportsmanlike and in bad taste when you're meant to grind.[/QUOTE]

You sound like the type of dude to overcook their eggs to granulated rubber when making an omlet