What time is it? It's time for %player%!
%player% is here, time to go back in hiding!
Turn off your laptops kids, %player% has entered the rooooooooom!
Got any cash? Not anymore! %player% Is about to steal all yo stuff!
(Maybe In A More Valuable Color, Such As &c&l, &4&l, or &e&l?)
%player% has entered, all bow down!
This one should require at least one ascension or something.