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Ok, so here is the deal. If you don't know me, my name is ileoid and if you're reading this there is a good chance I do not care about you. Second of all. Soup man. Have you ever heard of him? He is one of the coolest and most based men out there. @JustBleach bleach. voice-1. @JustBleach gogogogo.bleach.
Anyway, here is manacube staff corruption EXPOSED (PLS SCREENIE THIS BEFORE THEY DELETE)

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. Let's just say,.. hypothetically, there was a bean burrito. What if someone bit into it the force of several thousand gigatrons of energy straight through your jaw. Now let's say, hypothetically, all the beans instead of staying in their position, or just moving a bit got sent flying out the other end of the burrito. Would you say that it is possible to have enough force to have the beans fly out of the bean burrito so hard that you get flown across the room. Now, here's the thing. how much force would be needed to send the "biter" of the bean burrito flying across the Earth back to the original starting point. Also, how fast would the beans go that flew out of the bean burrito when you bit into it? This is why I love quantum mechanics. Such a simple question branches out into so many other questions. Would the beans break the wall of the room you're in, let's say they are concrete walls with a 2.5:1 mix of concrete powder and water. How fast would the beans need to go to crush someone's skull within a 10 mile radius and their name HAS to be Travis. Make sure they're 5'10 though. Blonde fade, green eyes. Around 29 years old. Would these bean burrito launchers be the perfect military weapon? The ingredients made to make a bean burrito are very pleantiful. A beans, and some burrito. Easily AND peasily. With enough force, the beans could penetrate the helmet and into the cerebral cortex, obliterating it, almost like a bean burrito shotgun? Easy to refill and abundant. Put a positive rating if you are positive you're dumb, put a neutral rating if you're mentally cornsack. @JustBleach
 

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Wtf
 

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great waste of time
What won't be a waste of time is reading the Art of Based written by Soup Man. Since you increased blue numbers, I'm giving you a half discount. Shoot me a DM ileoid#9967 and I will give you the Art of Based written by Soup man for only $34.49 USD
 

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Ile I actually found this funny,
 

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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. Let's just say,.. hypothetically, there was a bean burrito. What if someone bit into it the force of several thousand gigatrons of energy straight through your jaw. Now let's say, hypothetically, all the beans instead of staying in their position, or just moving a bit got sent flying out the other end of the burrito. Would you say that it is possible to have enough force to have the beans fly out of the bean burrito so hard that you get flown across the room. Now, here's the thing. how much force would be needed to send the "biter" of the bean burrito flying across the Earth back to the original starting point. Also, how fast would the beans go that flew out of the bean burrito when you bit into it? This is why I love quantum mechanics. Such a simple question branches out into so many other questions. Would the beans break the wall of the room you're in, let's say they are concrete walls with a 2.5:1 mix of concrete powder and water. How fast would the beans need to go to crush someone's skull within a 10 mile radius and their name HAS to be Travis. Make sure they're 5'10 though. Blonde fade, green eyes. Around 29 years old. Would these bean burrito launchers be the perfect military weapon? The ingredients made to make a bean burrito are very pleantiful. A beans, and some burrito. Easily AND peasily. With enough force, the beans could penetrate the helmet and into the cerebral cortex, obliterating it, almost like a bean burrito shotgun? Easy to refill and abundant. Put a positive rating if you are positive you're dumb, put a neutral rating if you're m
I don't want to read it wats this
 

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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. Let's just say,.. hypothetically, there was a bean burrito. What if someone bit into it the force of several thousand gigatrons of energy straight through your jaw. Now let's say, hypothetically, all the beans instead of staying in their position, or just moving a bit got sent flying out the other end of the burrito. Would you say that it is possible to have enough force to have the beans fly out of the bean burrito so hard that you get flown across the room. Now, here's the thing. how much force would be needed to send the "biter" of the bean burrito flying across the Earth back to the original starting point. Also, how fast would the beans go that flew out of the bean burrito when you bit into it? This is why I love quantum mechanics. Such a simple question branches out into so many other questions. Would the beans break the wall of the room you're in, let's say they are concrete walls with a 2.5:1 mix of concrete powder and water. How fast would the beans need to go to crush someone's skull within a 10 mile radius and their name HAS to be Travis. Make sure they're 5'10 though. Blonde fade, green eyes. Around 29 years old. Would these bean burrito launchers be the perfect military weapon? The ingredients made to make a bean burrito are very pleantiful. A beans, and some burrito. Easily AND peasily. With enough force, the beans could penetrate the helmet and into the cerebral cortex, obliterating it, almost like a bean burrito shotgun? Easy to refill and abundant. Put a positive rating if you are positive you're dumb, put a neutral rating if you're m
 

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I love it.
 

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What won't be a waste of time is reading the Art of Based written by Soup Man. Since you increased blue numbers, I'm giving you a half discount. Shoot me a DM ileoid#9967 and I will give you the Art of Based written by Soup man for only $34.49 USD
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I read it all and I’ll tell ya, I’m not disappointed at all.
-1 to all who said this was a waste of time lmao
+1 !!! I agree 100%.
 

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This. This right here. This is my senior quote
 

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No way! I never knew they had this in mind, those criminals.