Target the traumatized turtle toilet turd trash trump terror turkey with... tetrakishexahedron, tetrahedron triangle trombone trumpet tools, and terrifying tipsy teamwork of the tarantula-snake teapot towel.
The trigger-ometry of trigonometry tetrakishexahedron, tetrahedron triangle trombone trumpet tools targets the traumatized turtle toilet turd trash trump terror turkey, and it turns into a Trump-et, with the terrorfying teamwork of the tarantulasnake teapot towel
[ Trying to include ever ones answer in this weird alliteration :p ]
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