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cute

period

I'm always switching through the game-modes on Mana as I like trying all of them, but my favorite has to be parkour! Parkour was the first game-mode I played on here, and I will most likely never get bored of it. : )

mouthwash is just boneless toothpaste

NASA: we want to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before. me: well at least take me out to dinner first

bully: its ur word against mine me: lets do it bully: what me: u selected the word "what". big mistake bro. i choose shenanigan

bro 1: do you want to go around the world bro? bro 2: yeah bro bro 1: same bro bro 1 goes around bro 2 bro 2: why did you go around me bro? bro 1: because you are my world bro bro 2: bro

simple way to kill a mosquito the mosquito thinks that the salt is sugar. when it eats the salt, it is going to get thirsty. thinking the white tequila is water, it will get drunk. it starts to walk away but trips over the stick and hits its head on a rock. finally it'll die from head injuries

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren't counting on that

i hate when guys call their girlfriends their "partner in crime" like we get it bro she's underage

alcohol tastes better when you're underage because the secret ingredient is crime

how can your phone be dead but have the power to show you that it's dead

if you're ever sad,,, just don't be. because sad backwards is das, and das not good

ryans the joke

hello :)

who are you

hey look, it's me

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