Hi (blank) I'm Doctor!

[DoctorMcwho]

Ok, I am a huge fan of dad jokes so I want to hear everyone's best dad joke!

Also, don't forget to have a fantastic day!

 

[Incompleteekoala]

I accidentally cut off most of my foot.

It's almost all heeled now

 

[Chicken]

Oh do I have some jokes for you. My favorite style (yes I have a style) or what do you call a jokes. Here’s my favorites:

Spoiler: What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Spoiler: What do you call a man without a shovel in his head?

Douglass

Spoiler: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

Spoiler: What do you call a man who loves walking?

Myles

Spoiler: What do you call a man with a rabbit in his head?

Warren

Spoiler: What do you call a man with cat scratches in his head?

Claude

Spoiler: What do you wall a man with a plank on his head?

Edward

Spoiler: What do you call a man with 2 planks on his head?

Edward Wood

Spoiler: What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head?

Edward Woodward

Spoiler: What do you call a woman in the middle of a tennis court?

Annete

Spoiler: What do you call a woman who puts her bills in a fire?

Bernadette

Spoiler: What do you call a man wearing a paper suit?

Russle

I might add more as I remember them... enjoy.
Edit: if you’re on mobile, turn your phone landscape to see the full question.

 

[Chicken]

After leaving all of those, I wanted to add more jokes because this might as well be my life.

Spoiler: I don’t trust stairs.

They're always up to something.

Spoiler: Im reading a book about anti gravity.

Its impossible to put down.

Spoiler: Have you ever been to the restaurant on the moon?

The foods great but there’s no atmosphere

Spoiler: A man walks into a bar

he says ouch.

Spoiler: I have the heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Spoiler: My fault earthen friend was trying to prove the earth was flat by walking to the end of the word.

In the end he came around.

Spoiler: Smaller babies are delivered by cranes.

And heavier babies are devilered by cranes.

Spoiler: What’s the difference between a well dressed man on unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Atire

Spoiler: How do you make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

Spoiler: Why can’t the bike stand up?

Its two tired

And that’s all I can remember. Enjoy.

 

[DoctorMcwho]

I accidentally cut off most of my foot.

It's almost all heeled now

Ha love it!

 

[DoctorMcwho]

After leaving all of those, I wanted to add more jokes because this might as well be my life.

Spoiler: I don’t trust stairs.

They're always up to something.

Spoiler: Im reading a book about anti gravity.

Its impossible to put down.

Spoiler: Have you ever been to the restaurant on the moon?

The foods great but there’s no atmosphere

Spoiler: A man walks into a bar

he says ouch.

Spoiler: I have the heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Spoiler: My fault earthen friend was trying to prove the earth was flat by walking to the end of the word.

In the end he came around.

Spoiler: Smaller babies are delivered by cranes.

And heavier babies are devilered by cranes.

Spoiler: What’s the difference between a well dressed man on unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Atire

Spoiler: How do you make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

Spoiler: Why can’t the bike stand up?

Its two tired

And that’s all I can remember. Enjoy.

You just made my day! Ha! I cant stop laughing!

 

[pestolicious]

Did you hear about the guy that got the left side of his body cut off?

Its, okay. He's alright now :)

 

[DoctorMcwho]

Did you hear about the guy that got the left side of his body cut off?

Its, okay. He's alright now :)

Classic! I love it

 

[Incompleteekoala]

Spoiler: When I was a kid my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out identity theft is a crime.

Spoiler: What happens when you go to the bathroom in Franc?.

European

Spoiler: Why is the math book so sad?

Because of all its problems

 

[DoctorMcwho]

Spoiler: When I was a kid my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out identity theft is a crime.

Spoiler: What happens when you go to the bathroom in Franc?.

European

Spoiler: Why is the math book so sad?

Because of all its problems

You guys are making me so happy xD