- I've cut a whole inch off the end of my nose before after falling out of bed and cutting it on a bed side table when I was 5
- I have been permanently globally banned from MineVast twice, both for legitimate reasons, once before and once after I was staff
- I have caused 10 different staff to leave MineVast because they do not like me
- When I was 4 years old, I accidentally killed my pet hamster by putting it in a video player and burning it alive.