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imagine being a terrorist

Damn, that's tough. Hope you get better.

Dacon said beta testing's in the works. Probably about 4 weeks until beta starts and another 6 after beta starts we'll probably get the actual reset. So ima say probably mid november we'll get one.

unfortunately as a result he hits the earth directly on SHREK53's house resulting in a massive fire and dacon gets arrested for arson

then dacon comes and gives shrek -100 cubits for the constant harassment reports

As of right now, Dacon has announced that beta testing for the reset is coming soon, implying that the reset will probably within a few months. Now, seeing that SVA's are some of the only things kept after a reset, what would be the best SVA(s) for me to buy in my price range (1-2 mil)? Note: I...

One day, Steve joined Earth when...

everyone buying them not selling them lmao

alr who's selling svas

then a black hole comes to earth and kills everyone and story ends

finally lol i didn't get enough done this season :(

jamal successfully scams shrek out of $9999999 and shrek can't afford the server so he sells it to undiny for $0.01

shrek gets unbanned from earth and decides to try to win the siege which goes horribly cause undiny kills him 3 more times and gets 3 more shrek heads

shrek accidentally uses jamal's credit card info and now shlds owns the server

turns out that shlds isnt swrds' alt and that it's actually jamal's account

then shlds decides to unban everyone but charge them $10000 to play

because dacon can barely afford the server he decides to unban all players and hopes they buy stuff. shlds comes back and bans everyone except swrds

shrek says the wrong credit card info because he doesnt know undiny's credit card info so some random guy gets charged $9999999

some indian guy named jamal calls shrek about the virus his computer definitely has and asks for shrek's credit card information

dacon kills bacon instead and shrek gets perm banned for false reporting