Corrupt A Wish

[Oliver8747]

You aced your exams but it turns out you have only put a card on top of them.

I wish to die.

 

[Sparkle1028]

Someone takes you to a mental hospital for treatment and you get better.
I wish to have a boyfriend.

 

[Skolyx78]

Your fidget spinner is dead now

I wish for a new finger

 

[Selfoccate]

You get a new finger and then it falls off again. I wish for Easter to come back so I can eat more chocolate

 

[Catmaster2000]

You get the chocolate but all your teeth rots off.
I want a nice computer

 

[PancakezRule5]

You get a new computer, but a bad virus takes over and kills it forever

I wish for cereal

 

[TacticalJester]

Your cereal is expired and stale

I wish for MVP+ (might as well)

 

[lolol]

You buy MVP+ but Dacon scams you

I wish for a new life

 

[Catmaster2000]

Your new life comes to an end quickly

I want toast

 

[lolol]

Your toast gets burnt

I wish for a million mana (on parkour)

 

[Selfoccate]

Dacon types it wrong so you get 1 mana instead

I wish for a cake

 

[Catmaster2000]

You get the cake but when you take a bite it explodes into spiders.

I wish for a cat

 

[Selfoccate]

You get the cat but it runs away as soon as you get it.

I wish for Dacon to friend me in-game (might as well)

 

[lolol]

Dacon does tab wrong and friends Sunset instead

I wish to win MVP+ from the discord giveaway

 

[Selfoccate]

Your MVP+ rank turns into VIP rank instead

I wish to have a good island level.

 

[lolol]

Granted but Islands resets the next day

I want a 5:1 likes-to-post ratio on the forums

 

[fastball602]

That 5:1 ratio will magically be switched to 1:5

I really want $10 million

 

[Catmaster2000]

You get the money but then crazy forces you to put it in his paypal



I wish for my mappers tag on the forums lol

 

[lolol]

All your submitted maps just get denied after they were accepted

I wish for 25 cubits

 

[PancakezRule5]

You win 25 cubits, but Dacon realizes that you deserve them

I wish for Owner rank :>>