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Join Messages
<username> took the slow train from Philly
How's <username>'s favorite branch doing?
<username> transferred to Manacube
Leave Messages
The Scranton Strangler got <username>!
<username> got downsized!
<username> left to sell some paper
<username> schruted it
Wardrobe Items
"DM does GB" hat
"World's Best Boss" mug
Prison Mike bandana
Tiara from Pam's Dr. Cinderella costume in "Here Comes Treble"
Mounts
Michael's Sebring
Dwight's Trans Am
Limo from "Shareholder Meeting". Other players can ride in it with you.
Furniture
Mose's scarecrow
David Wallace's hottub
Stapler in jello
"It Is Your Birthday" banner
"Serenity by Jan" candle
Pins
Stapler in jello (couldn't decide as furniture or pin; I think it could work either way)
Sprinkles (white cat face)
Bandit (brown tabby cat face)
Karate black belt (Dwight is a black belt)
Paperclip
Titles
Scott's Tots
A.A.R.M.
WLHUNG
WUPHF!
Warehouse
Threat Level Midnight
Quabity Assuance
Saticoy Steel
Scranton (or any other branches, i.e. Utica, Nashua, etc.)
Department names, i.e. Accounting, Sales, Reception, HR, Corporate, etc.
PvP Items
The armor for this crate would be the sumo suit from the episode "Beach Games", broken down into sumo helmet, sumo chestplate, sumo leggings, and sumo boots. When fully equipped, gives dolphin grace effect (Andy floating away).
Dwight's nunchucks - scrambles inventory
Phyliss's stinky perfume - splash potion that inflicts blindness and nausea
Kevin's chili - throwable item that inflicts slowness. The trick is to undercook the onions.
Angela's double fudge brownies - healing item
Jim's grilled cheese - healing item
Ryan's cheesy pita - Throwable item that explodes and causes enemies to be on fire.
Pizza by Alfredo - Inflicts nausea and wither. Like eating a hot circle of garbage.
Chat Colors
Black (to intimidate your subordinates)
Eggshell white
Glows
Office Olympics glow (silver, dark blue, and gold)
Guaranteed at 40 keys: Dundie Award Trophy (pvp item). Random "award titles" (i.e. trophy title) are "Hottest In The Office", "Whitest Sneakers", "Extreme Repulsiveness", and "Fine Work". For example, a dundie trophy item would be named "Whitest Sneakers Award".
Join Messages
<username> took the slow train from Philly
How's <username>'s favorite branch doing?
<username> transferred to Manacube
Leave Messages
The Scranton Strangler got <username>!
<username> got downsized!
<username> left to sell some paper
<username> schruted it
Wardrobe Items
"DM does GB" hat
"World's Best Boss" mug
Prison Mike bandana
Tiara from Pam's Dr. Cinderella costume in "Here Comes Treble"
Mounts
Michael's Sebring
Dwight's Trans Am
Limo from "Shareholder Meeting". Other players can ride in it with you.
Furniture
Mose's scarecrow
David Wallace's hottub
Stapler in jello
"It Is Your Birthday" banner
"Serenity by Jan" candle
Pins
Stapler in jello (couldn't decide as furniture or pin; I think it could work either way)
Sprinkles (white cat face)
Bandit (brown tabby cat face)
Karate black belt (Dwight is a black belt)
Paperclip
Titles
Scott's Tots
A.A.R.M.
WLHUNG
WUPHF!
Warehouse
Threat Level Midnight
Quabity Assuance
Saticoy Steel
Scranton (or any other branches, i.e. Utica, Nashua, etc.)
Department names, i.e. Accounting, Sales, Reception, HR, Corporate, etc.
PvP Items
The armor for this crate would be the sumo suit from the episode "Beach Games", broken down into sumo helmet, sumo chestplate, sumo leggings, and sumo boots. When fully equipped, gives dolphin grace effect (Andy floating away).
Dwight's nunchucks - scrambles inventory
Phyliss's stinky perfume - splash potion that inflicts blindness and nausea
Kevin's chili - throwable item that inflicts slowness. The trick is to undercook the onions.
Angela's double fudge brownies - healing item
Jim's grilled cheese - healing item
Ryan's cheesy pita - Throwable item that explodes and causes enemies to be on fire.
Pizza by Alfredo - Inflicts nausea and wither. Like eating a hot circle of garbage.
Chat Colors
Black (to intimidate your subordinates)
Eggshell white
Glows
Office Olympics glow (silver, dark blue, and gold)
Guaranteed at 40 keys: Dundie Award Trophy (pvp item). Random "award titles" (i.e. trophy title) are "Hottest In The Office", "Whitest Sneakers", "Extreme Repulsiveness", and "Fine Work". For example, a dundie trophy item would be named "Whitest Sneakers Award".