Kill a Gnome.

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The Game:

You have to give away on the kill a simple garden gnome. Then another will come on along and tell you why your plan to kill the garden gnome isn't going to work.

Example:

Player1: I would kill the gnome by repeatedly smacking it with a wooden stick.
Player2: That wouldn't work because the stick would quickly snap.

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I would kill the gnome by using a flame thrower to burn it alive!

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That wouldn't work because gnomes are fire proof. I will throw it in the sea.
 

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It wouldnt work because a dolphin would push it back to the shore.
I would drop it off the London Eye.
 

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That wouldn't work because the gnome is unbreakable so you can never get rid of it. I would throw it into the Mariana Trench so I'd never have to see it ever again..
 

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An alien would catch it, and deposit it back into your arms.
I would hide it in the deepest of seas.
 

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That wouldn't work, because uh... you'd drown before getting deep enough to hide it.
I would split the atoms of the gnome.
 

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Since when could you split atoms? I would let the BIG BAD WOLF eat it :P


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That wouldn't work, because BIG BAD WOLVES don't like the taste of Garden Gnomes. I would kill the Gnome by hitting it with a steel hammer. >:o :D <3
 

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Well, I took your hammers out of your toolbox.. Whoops.
I would kill it by letting my horse play with it(very destructive). :>
 
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#10
That wouldn't work because your horse was distracted by food...I would kill it buy smashing it to pieces