The Legendary Tale of Elytruh the Squire
Disclaimer: Parts of the story are hyperbolised for entertainment value. The characters in the story may not accurate reflect their actual selves. Please be mature and take the information provided with discretion.
The Arthurian Chronicles tell the story of an unnamed boy who carried King Arthur’s pack and weapons, and then for his friend and future rival, Lancelot, and then for his successor, Galahad, and many decades later, for Dwayne Johnson in Jumanji.
This is the story of that ageless boy, who is the individual many know today as Elijah.
Born into a small tribal village in the continent now known as Africa, Elijah grew up under harsh conditions, often braving ravaging winters within a thatch-stitched mud hut, or enduring the blazing heat of the sun in summer. He has tasted the juices of elephant faeces and human urine in order to keep himself hydrated during drought, and has had once been forced to conduct an act of cannibalism against his neighbour’s child so as to keep himself from dying of starvation.
Years later, he worked in the service of King Arthur, who had hired him for his tremendous endurance. He served with the knights of the round table for nearly five decades before Arthur eventually passed away. Preceding this, he continued to act as a potter and swordbearer who carried luggage and conducted heavy lifting.
It was not until 2018, when Elijah finally came into the service of Dwayne ‘the Rock’ Johnson, when he was trapped in the world of Jumanji. Having become a skilled zoologist by nature of his African roots, Elijah aided the significantly more attractive and muscular Johnson to escape from the world, and continued to be his sidekick in future iterations of his adventures.
As of the present, Elijah regularly works out. He sports a pair of the thiccest thighs ever seen before in man. Each rounded muscle has born the brunt of centuries of heavy lifting.
He had spent all those years carrying goods all so that he could carry his teams in years to come.
Elytruh > All
Disclaimer: Parts of the story are hyperbolised for entertainment value. The characters in the story may not accurate reflect their actual selves. Please be mature and take the information provided with discretion.
The Arthurian Chronicles tell the story of an unnamed boy who carried King Arthur’s pack and weapons, and then for his friend and future rival, Lancelot, and then for his successor, Galahad, and many decades later, for Dwayne Johnson in Jumanji.
This is the story of that ageless boy, who is the individual many know today as Elijah.
Born into a small tribal village in the continent now known as Africa, Elijah grew up under harsh conditions, often braving ravaging winters within a thatch-stitched mud hut, or enduring the blazing heat of the sun in summer. He has tasted the juices of elephant faeces and human urine in order to keep himself hydrated during drought, and has had once been forced to conduct an act of cannibalism against his neighbour’s child so as to keep himself from dying of starvation.
Years later, he worked in the service of King Arthur, who had hired him for his tremendous endurance. He served with the knights of the round table for nearly five decades before Arthur eventually passed away. Preceding this, he continued to act as a potter and swordbearer who carried luggage and conducted heavy lifting.
It was not until 2018, when Elijah finally came into the service of Dwayne ‘the Rock’ Johnson, when he was trapped in the world of Jumanji. Having become a skilled zoologist by nature of his African roots, Elijah aided the significantly more attractive and muscular Johnson to escape from the world, and continued to be his sidekick in future iterations of his adventures.
As of the present, Elijah regularly works out. He sports a pair of the thiccest thighs ever seen before in man. Each rounded muscle has born the brunt of centuries of heavy lifting.
He had spent all those years carrying goods all so that he could carry his teams in years to come.
Elytruh > All
