Minecraft Pickup Lines

[Cookie Kat]

Since it's almost Valentine's Day I thought it might be fun to share some really bad Minecraft pickup lines. Here are some of my attempts-
"You must be a creeper because you just BLOW me away!"
"Are you TNT, because you make my heart go BOOM!"
"You must be a torch, because you light up my world!"
"You must be a piece of flint and steel because you STEEL my breath away!"

that last one is bad grammar ngl lol

 

[Acrellux]

I'll be using these

Here's another one: Are you a Minecraft strider, because you're looking hot Xd

 

[Cookie Kat]

I'll be using these

Here's another one: Are you a Minecraft strider, because you're looking hot Xd

I- strider's aren't even hot....

 

[woolly26]

You must be redstone, because you activate my heart.

 

[woolly26]

You must be a star, because you're my precious.

 

[woolly26]

Are you a blaze, because you burn me up.

 

[woolly26]

Are you an ender dragon, because I'll have lots of experiences with you.

 

[woolly26]

Are you a totem of undying, because every time I'm next to you I raise.

 

[Lavendel]

I must be gravel, because I'm falling for you.

 

[xcy]

now if only i had a minecraft gf

 

[Acrellux]

I- strider's aren't even hot....

Well I mean they're always on lava...

 

[Cookie Kat]

Well I mean they're always on lava...

if they don't stay in lava they get cold... so technically THEY aren't hot, the lava is.

 

[Sonic_Raptor]

Are you a totem of undying, because every time I'm next to you I rise.

The edit function exists. Please use it.

 

[woolly26]

The edit function exists. Please use it.

forgot to put an a oops

 

[ashalee]

these are so creative, i love them! cheesy pickup lines are the best

this isn't related to minecraft but its related to my minecraft IGN so ill share.... i've had this line used on me at least 4 times!
"hey ashley will you marie me?"

 

[rew]

Since it's almost Valentine's Day I thought it might be fun to share some really bad Minecraft pickup lines. Here are some of my attempts-
"You must be a creeper because you just BLOW me away!"
"Are you TNT, because you make my heart go BOOM!"
"You must be a torch, because you light up my world!"
"You must be a piece of flint and steel because you STEEL my breath away!"

that last one is bad grammar ngl lol

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[Cookie Kat]

I must be gravel, because I'm falling for you.

awww lavvv ur such a cutie <3333 ilysm