Pickup lines

[_Woolfie]

Alright so give me your best pickup line.
Make sure to keep it clean and funny. Have fun!!
Here is my example...
I used to be a Gambler, but then I realized that all I needed was the Queen of my Heart.

 

[Jnitz]

I only know one, and I stole it from 'Wild n out,'

You: "You remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet,"

Her: "There are 26 letters,"

You: "Silly me. How could I forget U, R, A, Q, T."

Her: "That's 25,"

You: "Silly me. You can get that D later."

 

[Texans45]

Oh god wolf...

 

[Maxwell]

I forgot my phone number, could I borrow yours?

 

[_Woolfie]

I only know one, and I stole it from 'Wild n out,'

You: "You remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet,"

Her: "There are 26 letters,"

You: "Silly me. How could I forget U, R, A, Q, T."

Her: "That's 25,"

You: "Silly me. You can get that D later."

I forgot my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Hahahaha both are amazing!!

 

[Karma_doge]

Is your name google? because you have everything I am searching for.
[Lol This one is stupid.]

 

[Nick_]

Are you cralf

 

[Its_Kat]

Hey are you a parking ticket because you're fine.

 

[TeamTyler]

I lost my virginity, can you help me find it?

I shat my pants, can I get into yours?

 

[maddeh]

My god all of these pick up lines, love them all. xD

 

[Jnitz]

My god all of these pick up lines, love them all. xD

Oh, you love them all? Well, I love you. (Best pickup line ever xD)

 

[maddeh]

Oh, you love them all? Well, I love you. (Best pickup line ever xD)

That's goals

 

[Slumpd]

You) yo have you seen my library card???!?
You#2) yeah couch has it she said she's gonna check something out
couch the cool kid) daMN RIGHT IM CHECKING YOU OUT
I'm sorry for this I am vry tired

 

[Flaw]

ogod this is my shit, I could 100 entires posts on this I know too many well heres one of them but its kinda coot

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.


nvm, I wanna add one last cheesy, funny one lmao

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!

 

[CarrotPie]

1: I'd offer you a cigarette, but I see you're already smoking hot.

2: (Fair warning, some may find this dirty. BUT WIZ SWEARS SO!) I wish you were my pinky toe so I could bang you on ever piece of furniture I own.

3: Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?

4: Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

 

[9z2]

(1) I cheated on you..

(2)Me to..

(1)1 April

(2)8 December

I'm bad at this >_<

 

[MyMixtapeOnFire]

Are you killer_wolf8? Because you really seem to be trying to steal my girl.
[DOUBLEPOST=1488940172][/DOUBLEPOST]Are you the government because you are sick and corrupt

 

[Andre]

Are you from heaven?
Because you look like you fell on your face.

 

[MonkeyplanetPvP]

Did you fall from Heaven?

Cause so did Satan

 

[mel]

Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!