Punny Thread

[cheeseboy]

So how this game works is there is a topic given to the puns. someone has to come up with the most puns with that topic. The max puns you can put in your post is 10-12. The topic is changed when a Staff Member of the forums announces the new topic then starts off.

I'll go first:

Cheese

-My what a Cheesy way to have fun!
-Honey, where's Mac, and Cheese?
-Do you Cheese bosses for fun?

 

[CatScratchFeverr]

-Cheese-us Christ
-For Cheese-us
-I know its Cheesey but I feel Grate

thats all from me...

 

[Ambibug]

Going to change the topic to cats... :)
'You've got to be kitten me' xD

 

[Nick_]

I'm just kitten, don't put life on paws XD

 

[Pand]

I'm kitten about killing ya m8
Lets take a paws and grab some chips
Come on Cristofur, school time!
That was furtastic (OK NO)

 

[Tenshi]

I guess these puns are fantailstic!
You've all got some great talcat!
Lets all just shake paws and enjoy this!
After all, These jokes get you all nipped up!

 

[I52SI]

Wanna hear a joke about cats? Just kitten
Why do cats always end up at Lowe's? To by a lawn meower
What are cows that are crossbreeded with cats? Cat-tle
I'm heading to the pawn store to by some used bumper stickers
Are my jokes meownificent?