Finished Skyblock Horse Races! Saturday May 7th

[ChocBar]

Saddle Up For Fun!
Saturday May 7th
1:00 p.m. ET (check your time here)​

The prizes have been decided. Check them out below!
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Hay there! Feeling pasture prime? Maybe a sore throat and a little horse? Perhaps you’ve fallen and can’t giddyup? No need to go to the horsepital. Put on your horseshoes and gallop over to Skyblock for the Horse Races.

Asking yourself “should I race or not”? That’s an easy equestrian. Get off your high horse and come to the Skyblock track. I pity the foal who misses this event. If you canter race, it would be a night-mare. Please don’t say neigh.

The mane attraction will be the player races. But staff may horse around beforehand. Just remember, whinnying isn't everything!.

May the horse be with you.

HOW TO ENTER: Show up! But hurry, it won't last furlong!

Spoiler: RULES

• Players flying at race will be temp banned from Skyblock
• Follow all Skyblock rules at /warp rules
• You must stay on your horse the entire race
• One horse per player per race. If you or your horse dies, you are out of the race

Spoiler: PRIZES

1st Prize: Horse Spawner or Horse Pet, Custom Title, Horse Head, Diamond Horse Armor
2nd Prize: Custom Title, Horse Head, Gold Horse Armor
3rd Prize: Custom Title, Horse Head, Iron Horse Armor

 

[FlashxPoint]

Omg the puns are terrible. I love it. The prize could be something like a 1 time ticket to ask Dacon a wish like a fairy godmother.

 

[ChocBar]

Since I couldn't work all my puns into the original post, here are some LAME Horse Jokes for your enjoyment

Spoiler: What do you call a horse that can't lose a race?

Sherbet

Spoiler: What do race horses eat?

Fast Food

Spoiler: What did the momma say to the foal?

Its pasture bedtime

Spoiler: Who was the Sexiest horse ever?

Mare-ilyn Monroe

Spoiler: What do you give a sick horse?

Cough Stirrup

Spoiler: Where do horses shop?

Old Neigh-vy!

Spoiler: What do you call a wizard on a horse?

Harry Trotter

 

[Miku]

I will participate!!! Well, Craft did a Horse Titles post. Maybe the price can be a Horse title.

 

[Joel | Grunty89/Ventulios]

Saddle Up For Fun!
Saturday May 7th
1:00 p.m. ET (check your time here)​

The prizes have been decided. Check them out below!
​

Hay there! Feeling pasture prime? Maybe a sore throat and a little horse? Perhaps you’ve fallen and can’t giddyup? No need to go to the horsepital. Put on your horseshoes and gallop over to Skyblock for the Horse Races.

Asking yourself “should I race or not”? That’s an easy equestrian. Get off your high horse and come to the Skyblock track. I pity the foal who misses this event. If you canter race, it would be a night-mare. Please don’t say neigh.

The mane attraction will be the player races. But staff may horse around beforehand. Just remember, whinnying isn't everything!.

May the horse be with you.

HOW TO ENTER: Show up! But hurry, it won't last furlong!

Spoiler: RULES

• Players flying at race will be temp banned from Skyblock
• Follow all Skyblock rules at /warp rules
• You must stay on your horse the entire race
• One horse per player per race. If you or your horse dies, you are out of the race

Spoiler: PRIZES

1st Prize: Horse Spawner or Horse Pet, Custom Title, Horse Head, Diamond Horse Armor
2nd Prize: Custom Title, Horse Head, Gold Horse Armor
3rd Prize: Custom Title, Horse Head, Iron Horse Armor

The worst puns but still hilarious. Congrats Purpz for doing the impossible: making me laugh.

 

[Cheechmoted]

Sorry I couldn't make it. I love the puns. Hope to see more weekly Minevast events.