Rap Battle

[dynohugz]

Hi Guys,
Lets get a little rap going for fun, everyone try and contribute some bars about themselves to keep it going, here 's mine:

My name is Hugo and I'm into parkour,
I keep playing on Manacube more and more.
Everyday I'm getting better and better,
But water parkour sucks as it makes me wetter.

I come on everyday and have a laugh,
and hope that someday I will become staff.
From there I would like to become a map judge,
But If I get rejected I wont hold a grudge.

Thanks for listening to my rap about me,
I hoped you enjoyed it and laughed with glee,
If its your first time seeing this, you can read it for free,
But a second read will cost you 50p :D

 

[Bloro]

Yuh get into it

My name is Bloro I'm an awesome lad
If you hug me in game I'll be so glad
Not gonna lie I'm the best eggplant
I know you wanna be me but just know you can't <3

I play on Manacube coz it's an epic server
Especially Aether as it gets cooler and better
If you see me on ther make sure you gimme a hug
Or else your bed will have tons of bugs!

 

[kxe]

lol ok
I hope your eyes don't bleed from reading this horrendous post.
-
hi I'm kxe and I moderate olympus
atlas over aether cuz you know we the bestest
I'm a pink egirl with that halloween vibe
this thread is cringe but no you cant hide

everything is cringe to me this is so awful
I try to block it out, now everything's muffled
I'll steal all you cubits better watch your back
cubits to me are the perfect snack ;D

 

[Dutchy1372]

*Drop the mic* @kxe

 

[Bloro]

lol ok
I hope your eyes don't bleed from reading this horrendous post.
-
hi I'm kxe and I moderate olympus
atlas over aether cuz you know we the bestest
I'm a pink egirl with that halloween vibe
this thread is cringe but no you cant hide

everything is cringe to me this is so awful
I try to block it out, now everything's muffled
I'll steal all you cubits better watch your back
cubits to me are the perfect snack ;D

how did you rhyme vibe with hide aaaaaa bro

 

[kxe]

how did you rhyme vibe with hide aaaaaa bro

wdym, it was easy

 

[kxe]

*Drop the mic* @kxe

yUH DROP THE FRICKIN MIC LES GOOOOO

 

[Incompleteekoala]

Let's see how I do this! Please don't hate me for what's about to come.

Yo, what up its Koala on the mic
I'm out here trying to be super nice
Wanna let you know that "I love you"
You can stop searching just like scooby-do
All I do is sleep and eat leaves
And when I sleep I'm hugging the tree
Trying my best to be super cool
But people think I'm just a fool

Yall wanna be like me cause I'm the bestest
But not like me when I am at my wettest
The thing that comes out is really scary
But do not worry because I named it Sharry
Sharry ain't bad just misunderstood
He was just born in the wrong neighborhood
All he knows is to scare you away
But in reality, he just wants to play

Now I'm out here dropping these bars
And wishing that I could go far
But I gotta go back to school right now
So I'll just end this show with a bow

 

[Quick]

Hi my name is quick
uhh im an annoying prick


best rap verse ever

 

[Mika]

Yo, Quick, I mean what the actual frick,
you're standing there, in your tiny head just a pear,
people don't think I'm nice, but I really enjoy eating rice.

I'm Mika, and I always shout PIKA,
'Standing on da line, saying I'm fine,
but if you take a look at me, you will say: what a freak,
But now I'm done, and I hope the next one catches the mic,
because you're my sun <3
*throws the mic to the next person*

 

[Blurpyfied]

Shouldnt this be moved to the forum games section?

 

[dynohugz]

Noah man chill, you're ruining the vibe,
And I didn't hear the rhymes in your little jibe,
So maybe you should back off and leave us alone,
and I don't want to hear you moan or groan,
But if you have something to prove, then let us know,
we want to hear you rap SO GIVE US A SHOW

 

[kxe]

Shouldnt this be moved to the forum games section?

General is fine for this thread. <3

 

[Proteges]

Hey, it's Pro, come on let's go, you wanna have a rap battle,
I'll steal the show, I'm not your average joe, you must be pretty
slow, damn you should grow, I'm looking down on you from
my Chateau, oh did you not know? I'm the one and only rumored Pro.

 

[kxe]

Hey, it's Pro, come on let's go, you wanna have a rap battle,
I'll steal the show, I'm not your average joe, you must be pretty
slow, damn you should grow, I'm looking down on you from
my Chateau, oh did you not know? I'm the one and only rumored Pro.

woah pro raps

 

[jasper_]

Damn y u all so good? ;-;

 

[jasper_]

Alright I'm done jacking around
My name's Laney and I'm gonna make a sound
you can find me hanging and chillin' around
on survival, is where I'm found

I can't really rap and I can't really sing
But I can do almost every other thing

Except parkour

 

[dynohugz]

It seems like this rap battle is coming to an end,
Good job to everyone who managed to attend,
There was some very impressive rapping with very nice flow,
but I'm going to take it upon myself to pick a winner of this show.

The winner of the show just has to be @Quick ,
You know? That guy who is a massive prick?
Haha just kidding I got you all,
Quick's rap was good but a bit too small.

The real winner really stole the stage,
He was spitting so good, he sounded like a mage,
Congratulations to @Proteges (ThePro) , a truly deserved win,
He's beaten the rest with his talent within.
But don't feel too bad everyone,
you gave it your best,
I hope to see you next time,
On the next test.

Thanks everyone for participating :)

 

[BuffIzzy]

Oh my goodness this is driving me crazy!! Ever since reading this thread, I've been reading every single other thread as if it were a rap battle as well D:

Also I was very impressed by everyones rhymes, didn't know I had such lyrical geniuses in my presence o.O

 

[Incompleteekoala]

Oh my goodness this is driving me crazy!! Ever since reading this thread, I've been reading every single other thread as if it were a rap battle as well D:

Also I was very impressed by everyones rhymes, didn't know I had such lyrical geniuses in my presence o_O

Izzy's just mad she ain't got the flow to rap like us.