Yo, Dakota. I'm Sage, and you should choose me. I like exploring and hanging out. I'm a cool and collected person. Pfffft.... I won't nag or annoy you! I'm loyal and beautiful... *cough cough* I mean.. ugh, who am I kidding? I got the looks obviously. Your username is xDacon and that rhymes with bacon, I love bacon. Unless you don't, then nevermind. You should totally choose me. I can cook and have only burnt one house down. I'd say I'm pretty talented! To cut to the chase, choose me! Again, I'm Sage, and that means wise. I am wise. Choose me, you won't regret it.
Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
We all know that
I'M the one for YOU
Roses are still RED
Violets aren't BLACK
Choose ME to MARRY
Or CASH ME OUSSIDE HOW BOUT DAH