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This hurts in the kokoro T.T Where's that parkour update copy pasta
 

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This hurts in the kokoro T.T Where's that parkour update copy pasta
Dear Dakota "xDacon" Conway, we, the manacube parkour community is very disappointed in you at this very moment. The last thursday, on the 24th of September 2020 at around 1pm EST you wrote "new spawn, spawn parkour update, race update this weekend for sure" in minecraft chat on the parkour section of your own server. You did get us excited that we, after years of lack of large updates are going to get something new, something huge as a new spawn. Even if it does not sound big for you it is for us. Therefore we were so happy when we heard of the big news that were going to happen within the 3 upcoming days. One day went, it was friday, no new update which is okay, we didn't expect much on a friday. Two days went, it was saturday, the day all updates usually happen. The saturday passed and not a single word from you on the update, we found it a little weird but we still had hope as the weekend was not over. Three days went, it was now the end of the weekend, close to monday and you did not said anything about the update during the weekend. You could not hold a promise, you left us, the community hang from the cliff when you promised to save us. We were so excited but we were let down, you filled us with hope and left us with sadness. Dakota, we are very disappointed in you. //The parkour community
 

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Dear Dakota "xDacon" Conway, we, the manacube parkour community is very disappointed in you at this very moment. The last thursday, on the 24th of September 2020 at around 1pm EST you wrote "new spawn, spawn parkour update, race update this weekend for sure" in minecraft chat on the parkour section of your own server. You did get us excited that we, after years of lack of large updates are going to get something new, something huge as a new spawn. Even if it does not sound big for you it is for us. Therefore we were so happy when we heard of the big news that were going to happen within the 3 upcoming days. One day went, it was friday, no new update which is okay, we didn't expect much on a friday. Two days went, it was saturday, the day all updates usually happen. The saturday passed and not a single word from you on the update, we found it a little weird but we still had hope as the weekend was not over. Three days went, it was now the end of the weekend, close to monday and you did not said anything about the update during the weekend. You could not hold a promise, you left us, the community hang from the cliff when you promised to save us. We were so excited but we were let down, you filled us with hope and left us with sadness. Dakota, we are very disappointed in you. //The parkour community
 

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Dear Dakota "xDacon" Conway, we, the manacube parkour community is very disappointed in you at this very moment. The last thursday, on the 24th of September 2020 at around 1pm EST you wrote "new spawn, spawn parkour update, race update this weekend for sure" in minecraft chat on the parkour section of your own server. You did get us excited that we, after years of lack of large updates are going to get something new, something huge as a new spawn. Even if it does not sound big for you it is for us. Therefore we were so happy when we heard of the big news that were going to happen within the 3 upcoming days. One day went, it was friday, no new update which is okay, we didn't expect much on a friday. Two days went, it was saturday, the day all updates usually happen. The saturday passed and not a single word from you on the update, we found it a little weird but we still had hope as the weekend was not over. Three days went, it was now the end of the weekend, close to monday and you did not said anything about the update during the weekend. You could not hold a promise, you left us, the community hang from the cliff when you promised to save us. We were so excited but we were let down, you filled us with hope and left us with sadness. Dakota, we are very disappointed in you. //The parkour community
 

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Dear Dakota "xDacon" Conway, we, the manacube parkour community is very disappointed in you at this very moment. The last thursday, on the 24th of September 2020 at around 1pm EST you wrote "new spawn, spawn parkour update, race update this weekend for sure" in minecraft chat on the parkour section of your own server. You did get us excited that we, after years of lack of large updates are going to get something new, something huge as a new spawn. Even if it does not sound big for you it is for us. Therefore we were so happy when we heard of the big news that were going to happen within the 3 upcoming days. One day went, it was friday, no new update which is okay, we didn't expect much on a friday. Two days went, it was saturday, the day all updates usually happen. The saturday passed and not a single word from you on the update, we found it a little weird but we still had hope as the weekend was not over. Three days went, it was now the end of the weekend, close to monday and you did not said anything about the update during the weekend. You could not hold a promise, you left us, the community hang from the cliff when you promised to save us. We were so excited but we were let down, you filled us with hope and left us with sadness. Dakota, we are very disappointed in you. //The parkour community
 

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Dear Dakota "xDacon" Conway, we, the manacube parkour community is very disappointed in you at this very moment. The last thursday, on the 24th of September 2020 at around 1pm EST you wrote "new spawn, spawn parkour update, race update this weekend for sure" in minecraft chat on the parkour section of your own server. You did get us excited that we, after years of lack of large updates are going to get something new, something huge as a new spawn. Even if it does not sound big for you it is for us. Therefore we were so happy when we heard of the big news that were going to happen within the 3 upcoming days. One day went, it was friday, no new update which is okay, we didn't expect much on a friday. Two days went, it was saturday, the day all updates usually happen. The saturday passed and not a single word from you on the update, we found it a little weird but we still had hope as the weekend was not over. Three days went, it was now the end of the weekend, close to monday and you did not said anything about the update during the weekend. You could not hold a promise, you left us, the community hang from the cliff when you promised to save us. We were so excited but we were let down, you filled us with hope and left us with sadness. Dakota, we are very disappointed in you. //The parkour community
 

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Clearly, youz all are behind in knowing that you're likely to get things months late, if at all.
https://manacube.com/threads/key-all-late.55823/
Survival took 3 months
anti-cheat took 6 months
new gamemode still not released
key all still not done >:{
slayer level 3 took 3 months and slayer 4 still not out

Don't forget that even when you get this parkour update, there will be hundreds of bugs, both small and large, that will never get fixed regardless of how game-breaking they are.
 

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The only difference is parkour hasnt had an update since NOVEMBER 2017, aside from slightly edited spawns and hunts that all servers got. Its been almost 3 years since we've had a major update and the only major changes we've had is the dropper portal size got decreased and spawn parkour was removed with 2 leaderboard changes. we havent been waiting like a couple days.. WE'VE BEEN WAITING MONTHS, EVEN YEARS.
 

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Dear Dakota "xDacon" Conway, we, the manacube parkour community is very disappointed in you at this very moment. The last thursday, on the 24th of September 2020 at around 1pm EST you wrote "new spawn, spawn parkour update, race update this weekend for sure" in minecraft chat on the parkour section of your own server. You did get us excited that we, after years of lack of large updates are going to get something new, something huge as a new spawn. Even if it does not sound big for you it is for us. Therefore we were so happy when we heard of the big news that were going to happen within the 3 upcoming days. One day went, it was friday, no new update which is okay, we didn't expect much on a friday. Two days went, it was saturday, the day all updates usually happen. The saturday passed and not a single word from you on the update, we found it a little weird but we still had hope as the weekend was not over. Three days went, it was now the end of the weekend, close to monday and you did not said anything about the update during the weekend. You could not hold a promise, you left us, the community hang from the cliff when you promised to save us. We were so excited but we were let down, you filled us with hope and left us with sadness. Dakota, we are very disappointed in you. //The parkour community
 

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The only difference is parkour hasnt had an update since NOVEMBER 2017, aside from slightly edited spawns and hunts that all servers got. Its been almost 3 years since we've had a major update and the only major changes we've had is the dropper portal size got decreased and spawn parkour was removed with 2 leaderboard changes. we havent been waiting like a couple days.. WE'VE BEEN WAITING MONTHS, EVEN YEARS.
So update within the next 3 years would be good?
 

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Clearly, youz all are behind in knowing that you're likely to get things months late, if at all.
https://manacube.com/threads/key-all-late.55823/
Survival took 3 months
anti-cheat took 6 months
new gamemode still not released
key all still not done >:{
slayer level 3 took 3 months and slayer 4 still not out

Don't forget that even when you get this parkour update, there will be hundreds of bugs, both small and large, that will never get fixed regardless of how game-breaking they are.
how long has playerpoints, broken races, broken spawn parkour, etc been around for
 

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how long has playerpoints, broken races, broken spawn parkour, etc been around for
I'm not saying you shouldnt get it. You really should.
I just meant like, dont expect the due date to he the realistic release date.
 

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Broken stuff on parkour
- Spawn parkour is disabled due to being broken
- Races are disabled due to being exploitable
- Leaving champion maps removes your items until you relog
- Aquatic Adventure leaderboard is broken
- You lag on some blocks on versions above 1.8.9
- The curse filter doesn't work properly, cucumber
- Seeing your stats are disabled/broken
- Sidebar shows mana as {playerpoints} too often
- /rankup in sidebar is broken
- You can enter most expert and insanes no matter of rank
- Completing a map in challenge mode first doesn't count
- Some maps doesn't work in challenge mode
- /log opens the wrong type of log
- Changing settings says -stay=50 for some reason
- Pegasus boots are broken
- Sometimes cooldowns stops working for champion maps
- The new magic wands doesn't have a texture in the recommended version
There is probably more than this so
 

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Add: Half the world edit command list is disabled >.> for no apparent reason
 

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Broken stuff on parkour
- Spawn parkour is disabled due to being broken
- Races are disabled due to being exploitable
- Leaving champion maps removes your items until you relog
- Aquatic Adventure leaderboard is broken
- You lag on some blocks on versions above 1.8.9
- The curse filter doesn't work properly, cucumber
- Seeing your stats are disabled/broken
- Sidebar shows mana as {playerpoints} too often
- /rankup in sidebar is broken
- You can enter most expert and insanes no matter of rank
- Completing a map in challenge mode first doesn't count
- Some maps doesn't work in challenge mode
- /log opens the wrong type of log
- Changing settings says -stay=50 for some reason
- Pegasus boots are broken
- Sometimes cooldowns stops working for champion maps
- The new magic wands doesn't have a texture in the recommended version
There is probably more than this so
Disguises dont work.