Rank-up Giveaway!

[vroe]

hello

 

[ryan!]

Hello Nick, I love you so much you are the cutest person ever. Are you in need of a stud in your life because i got the std all I need is u. Are you the lottery girl from television because i can see you holding my balls. Pick me please, I will love you 3000. Why did the turtle cross the road, because hes retarded! Your love is so unbearable, you make me sneeze. Didnt know a person could be this cute until i met you. Daddy youre all i need.

 

[ryan!]

also, im not gay.

 

[rryl]

hello

 

[leylee]

you, thats the joke here

 

[rryl]

what do you call a teacher who is scared to fart in public?? a private tutor.. AAHAHAH knee slapper

 

[ryan!]

Rylee is the type of person who runs around with a clock in hand and screams, "im time traveling!"
What rights do women have you ask?
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
did i prove you wrong? good cowards.

 

[rryl]

I wanna be an assassin when I grow up .. I heard they make a killing!!!!!

 

[rryl]

what is blue and smells like red paint?? BLUE PAINT

 

[vroe]

ryans the joke

 

[vroe]

if you're ever sad,,, just don't be. because sad backwards is das, and das not good

 

[ryan!]

sadness consumes all of us, so do men.

 

[vroe]

how can your phone be dead but have the power to show you that it's dead

 

[ryan!]

JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL SO JACK COULD LICK HER CANDY, BUT JACK GOT A SHOCK AND A MOUTH FULL OF COCK, BECAUSE JILLS REAL NAME IS RANDY

 

[rryl]

parallel lines have so much in common. it's a shame they'll never meet.

 

[ryan!]

THREE NUT BILLY.

 

[rryl]

I went to the zoo the other day, and there was only one dog in it.
It was a shitzu

 

[vroe]

alcohol tastes better when you're underage because the secret ingredient is crime

 

[vroe]

i hate when guys call their girlfriends their "partner in crime" like we get it bro she's underage

 

[rryl]

did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
he woke up

why did the coffee go to the police?
it got mugged

what do prisoners use to call each other?
cell phones

my wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.
but im on a roll now

how does darth vader like his toast?
on the dark side