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I thought I would make this post for a bit of a laugh about all the things that most of us probably have experienced on parkour. If you come up with anymore feel free to post them below and I will add them to the thread 
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.1) Deleting your whole message just so you can get the scrambler
2) Or rushing your message leaving in mistakes to get the scrambler in time
3) Redoing one jump or section over a million times
4) Forgetting to click the checkpoint sign
5) Falling just before the checkpoint
6) Sending gems to the wrong person
7) Sending messages to the wrong person
8) Failing easy jumps
9) Wanting to buy stuff in /shop but knowing you need to rankup
10) Ranking up and then being sad because you have no gems left
2) Or rushing your message leaving in mistakes to get the scrambler in time
3) Redoing one jump or section over a million times
4) Forgetting to click the checkpoint sign
5) Falling just before the checkpoint
6) Sending gems to the wrong person
7) Sending messages to the wrong person
8) Failing easy jumps
9) Wanting to buy stuff in /shop but knowing you need to rankup
10) Ranking up and then being sad because you have no gems left
craftmaster1133
11) being new asking why I can't go in insane, chat then says because you are a noob "the rank"
12) you try going from the rank noob to insane without buying the ones in the middle
Inversive
13) Finally getting that really hard jump onto a ladder that you have been trying to make for 30 minutes and then seeing the scrambler so you go onto chat and try the scrambler(you don't win) and then realise that you just fell down that ladder and you have to do that jump AGAIN.
T0pBqnter // Adam
14) When a person is doing your course and they go afk and get in your way. They also happen to be right at the hardest jump.
JustKevin
15) going to a new parkour at the end of the one you played on because its too hard
Xxwolfbite
16) random lag spike happens and you fail the easiest jump
Predon
17) Accidentally splashing an invisibility potion on yourself instead of a potion of speed.
FuturisticDreamer
18) doing /ci when you realize after you had voting keys
cheeseboy157
19) Not joining Parkour
Texans45
22. When you fail the same jump for like 1 straight hour and question what are you even doing with your life
Despair / Capo
23. When you simply suck at parkour
Loganjj21
24.) When the ts gets lit and u mess simple jumps up from laughing
Tenshi
25: When you lag really bad and get reported for hacking because it looks like you glitched back onto a block.
Pandah // John
26. When you stand on a barrier block and people think you hack
Tenshi
27. When you use an enderpearl to beat a course because of an amazing throw.
Zudox
28. When you master the hardest jumps ever, but yet, can't do 1 block jumps (or run in a straight line when playing PvP) :c
craftmaster1133
29. When you buy over 1000 gems worth of leather hats then die with most of them
Zudox
30. When you reach a checkpoint and then /cp. Then send 5 gems from scrambler to someone. Fall down. Does t + arrow up and send 5 gems again. Keeps doing it because you think something is wrong, and run out of gems. Then you find out what happened and want your money back, only to find out that the person either logged out, or already used the money.
Itchin(Qhysics)
When you are racing a friend and you can't get to the first checkpoint
Blockslayer22
31) Doing a parkour and see a hacker so you have to stop your amazing parkour skills to go make the server better.
xXWindows10Xx
The moment when you can't complete the new easy courses, but somehow complete a few hard courses
Dawn10001
That moment where you know you can make that easy jump, but then you epically fail right in front of your friend and then they give you that look, but then you think to yourself "it's just a game," which makes you feel like crap.
Texans45
34. When you spend 40 minutes getting to a checkpoint on an insane but miss the final jump. But you hit the checkpoint, for some stupid reason as you fall, and spawn mid air every time and get checkpoint glitched to death and are forced to restart!
Squishy
35) Not knowing how to rank up when you want/need to rank up for the first time
EpicYoshi
36. What's Parkour?
37. Somehow getting Dacon to be the one to save you from infinite checkpoint falling
11) being new asking why I can't go in insane, chat then says because you are a noob "the rank"
12) you try going from the rank noob to insane without buying the ones in the middle
Inversive
13) Finally getting that really hard jump onto a ladder that you have been trying to make for 30 minutes and then seeing the scrambler so you go onto chat and try the scrambler(you don't win) and then realise that you just fell down that ladder and you have to do that jump AGAIN.
T0pBqnter // Adam
14) When a person is doing your course and they go afk and get in your way. They also happen to be right at the hardest jump.
JustKevin
15) going to a new parkour at the end of the one you played on because its too hard
Xxwolfbite
16) random lag spike happens and you fail the easiest jump
Predon
17) Accidentally splashing an invisibility potion on yourself instead of a potion of speed.
FuturisticDreamer
18) doing /ci when you realize after you had voting keys
cheeseboy157
19) Not joining Parkour
Texans45
22. When you fail the same jump for like 1 straight hour and question what are you even doing with your life
Despair / Capo
23. When you simply suck at parkour
Loganjj21
24.) When the ts gets lit and u mess simple jumps up from laughing
Tenshi
25: When you lag really bad and get reported for hacking because it looks like you glitched back onto a block.
Pandah // John
26. When you stand on a barrier block and people think you hack
Tenshi
27. When you use an enderpearl to beat a course because of an amazing throw.
Zudox
28. When you master the hardest jumps ever, but yet, can't do 1 block jumps (or run in a straight line when playing PvP) :c
craftmaster1133
29. When you buy over 1000 gems worth of leather hats then die with most of them
Zudox
30. When you reach a checkpoint and then /cp. Then send 5 gems from scrambler to someone. Fall down. Does t + arrow up and send 5 gems again. Keeps doing it because you think something is wrong, and run out of gems. Then you find out what happened and want your money back, only to find out that the person either logged out, or already used the money.
Itchin(Qhysics)
When you are racing a friend and you can't get to the first checkpoint
Blockslayer22
31) Doing a parkour and see a hacker so you have to stop your amazing parkour skills to go make the server better.
xXWindows10Xx
The moment when you can't complete the new easy courses, but somehow complete a few hard courses
Dawn10001
That moment where you know you can make that easy jump, but then you epically fail right in front of your friend and then they give you that look, but then you think to yourself "it's just a game," which makes you feel like crap.
Texans45
34. When you spend 40 minutes getting to a checkpoint on an insane but miss the final jump. But you hit the checkpoint, for some stupid reason as you fall, and spawn mid air every time and get checkpoint glitched to death and are forced to restart!
Squishy
35) Not knowing how to rank up when you want/need to rank up for the first time
EpicYoshi
36. What's Parkour?
37. Somehow getting Dacon to be the one to save you from infinite checkpoint falling
Texans45
22. When you fail the same jump for like 1 straight hour and question what are you even doing with your life
Loganjj21
24.) When the ts gets lit and u mess simple jumps up from laughing
Zudox
28. When you master the hardest jumps ever, but yet, can't do 1 block jumps (or run in a straight line when playing PvP) :c
Zudox
30. When you reach a checkpoint and then /cp. Then send 5 gems from scrambler to someone. Fall down. Does t + arrow up and send 5 gems again. Keeps doing it because you think something is wrong, and run out of gems. Then you find out what happened and want your money back, only to find out that the person either logged out, or already used the money.
xXWindows10Xx
The moment when you can't complete the new easy courses, but somehow complete a few hard courses
22. When you fail the same jump for like 1 straight hour and question what are you even doing with your life
Loganjj21
24.) When the ts gets lit and u mess simple jumps up from laughing
Zudox
28. When you master the hardest jumps ever, but yet, can't do 1 block jumps (or run in a straight line when playing PvP) :c
Zudox
30. When you reach a checkpoint and then /cp. Then send 5 gems from scrambler to someone. Fall down. Does t + arrow up and send 5 gems again. Keeps doing it because you think something is wrong, and run out of gems. Then you find out what happened and want your money back, only to find out that the person either logged out, or already used the money.
xXWindows10Xx
The moment when you can't complete the new easy courses, but somehow complete a few hard courses
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