You provide a problem, The person beneath you provides an unhelpful solution.

[Spogger]

Break in

I have a paper cut

 

[bestgaming]

Spend more money

My pc crashes when opening manacube

Buy a NASA Computer,

I am dehydrated

 

[Spogger]

Drink fire

My life is on fire

 

[Nikkobee]

Jump in a pit of sawdust.

My leg is asleep.

 

[Spogger]

Wake it up

I have a headache

 

[Hallowqueen]

just pop your head off and put it in the freezer to cool down!

My charger only works at a certain angle

 

[Spogger]

Plug it into the sun

The moon has exploded

 

[Twistedd]

put it back together

I fell off my bike

 

[Spogger]

Get rid of it so you can't fall off it

I stubbed my toe

 

[NymphSoiree]

Maybe just don't stub it next time

My room is too hot yet too cold to sleep at night

 

[Spogger]

Move to antarctica

I have no socks

 

[Mark Snicket]

craft some with wool

my pc is 9 years old

 

[Spogger]

get a new one (and install windows 11 on it)

my computer cannot run windows 11

 

[NymphSoiree]

Tell it that it must run windows 11

My computer mouse refuses to work

 

[Mark Snicket]

get a better mouse

Im cubit broke

 

[Mr_DagALkeef_B7]

Go to school

I'm bored!

 

[Mark Snicket]

play mana (does this count cuz its not that much of an unhelpful solution)

every time i wanna go buy pants my legs dont fit thru or they are way to wide at the top

 

[NEJIRE HADO]

Buysmaller pants

My wife has disappeared

 

[Mark Snicket]

buy a new one -wait

i dont have a life

 

[NEJIRE HADO]

Die

I shat meself