So ELITE is a boring rank, I mean I and other people already have it. If ManaCube wants to separate the top top top tier donators from all the other "normies" then what manacube needs to do is simple. So let me introduce my rank.
[ JCON ] - $4999
What separates this rank from ELITE, I mean what more benefits can there be? Excellent question, and to answer, this rank will include all of the ELITE benefits but just 3 more things.
Ability to kick people: with this rank, you basically show you are a hardcore manacube fan for spending 500 USD, and people who spend that type of money are dedicated to the server so the people with that rank would not kick random people out because it is counterproductive and makes no sense because they would get banned instantly
/jacon: with jacon, named after the great jacon, this feature will do something random, this feature can ban a staff member, delete the server, corrupt your PC files! give you 99999 cubits, spawn a grass block in your hand, you never know. This represents the erratic Jacon.
Have a brunch with Dacon and Jacon once every year: We get it, we are celebrities, we cannot meet each and every one of you but we can meet the top tier donators. So your $4999 will go on a flight to your city and we will meet up at a cafe, eat brunch, talk, and that's it. We are willing to take pictures and I can sign your hat.
New Feature (2 - 11 - 2020) /jaconhelpop
This command speaks for itself, it's like helpop but your message gets sent to Jacon, I will give you life advice, tips and tricks, and information on many subjects. For example, if my friend Sonic_Raptor is wondering what the meaning of life, or who took his crumpets during the lunch break or who slashed his tired (which was me!) I will tell him, I'm like a genie!
/marriage cheat [name]
Let's face it, many of us have a designated wife/husband on parkour but are unhappy with them, so if they want to cheat they can! it teaches us a valuable life skill that marriage is more fun with some spice in it. For example, I was married to dacon on parkour and he cheated on me for Sil. It's okay though after 3 years of therapy and pewdiepie i am fine!
Now, for democracy, lets VOTE!
NEW FEATURE 2-29-20
/lag - with this command, you be able to lag the server for 50 hours. It was recommended to me by a great friend of mine.
It is awesome! right?!
NEW FEATURE 3-25-20
when having bought this rank, 10% (for each person) of revenue from this rank, goes to my pocket. Let’s all agree, in order to win in life sometimes you have to not play by the rules and be a snake. That’s how most famous people got there, and only a fool would buy the rank. well when you spend the $5000 on my rank, of my calculations are correct 10% of that is $4950 so I will be pocketing ALL that change. I will use it to build a vast empire of mini Jacons each with a gaming computer and 8 monitors (screens) monitoring each server. Imagine Jacon playing on every server at once!?! So yeah. Survival of the Fittest. Darwings Law
[ JCON ] - $4999
What separates this rank from ELITE, I mean what more benefits can there be? Excellent question, and to answer, this rank will include all of the ELITE benefits but just 3 more things.
Ability to kick people: with this rank, you basically show you are a hardcore manacube fan for spending 500 USD, and people who spend that type of money are dedicated to the server so the people with that rank would not kick random people out because it is counterproductive and makes no sense because they would get banned instantly
/jacon: with jacon, named after the great jacon, this feature will do something random, this feature can ban a staff member, delete the server, corrupt your PC files! give you 99999 cubits, spawn a grass block in your hand, you never know. This represents the erratic Jacon.
Have a brunch with Dacon and Jacon once every year: We get it, we are celebrities, we cannot meet each and every one of you but we can meet the top tier donators. So your $4999 will go on a flight to your city and we will meet up at a cafe, eat brunch, talk, and that's it. We are willing to take pictures and I can sign your hat.
New Feature (2 - 11 - 2020) /jaconhelpop
This command speaks for itself, it's like helpop but your message gets sent to Jacon, I will give you life advice, tips and tricks, and information on many subjects. For example, if my friend Sonic_Raptor is wondering what the meaning of life, or who took his crumpets during the lunch break or who slashed his tired (which was me!) I will tell him, I'm like a genie!
/marriage cheat [name]
Let's face it, many of us have a designated wife/husband on parkour but are unhappy with them, so if they want to cheat they can! it teaches us a valuable life skill that marriage is more fun with some spice in it. For example, I was married to dacon on parkour and he cheated on me for Sil. It's okay though after 3 years of therapy and pewdiepie i am fine!
Now, for democracy, lets VOTE!
NEW FEATURE 2-29-20
/lag - with this command, you be able to lag the server for 50 hours. It was recommended to me by a great friend of mine.
It is awesome! right?!
NEW FEATURE 3-25-20
when having bought this rank, 10% (for each person) of revenue from this rank, goes to my pocket. Let’s all agree, in order to win in life sometimes you have to not play by the rules and be a snake. That’s how most famous people got there, and only a fool would buy the rank. well when you spend the $5000 on my rank, of my calculations are correct 10% of that is $4950 so I will be pocketing ALL that change. I will use it to build a vast empire of mini Jacons each with a gaming computer and 8 monitors (screens) monitoring each server. Imagine Jacon playing on every server at once!?! So yeah. Survival of the Fittest. Darwings Law
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