i will list my top three, in no particular order because i cannot choose my favorite.
• arson
arson is one of my favorite crimes because fire is cool also steven and i are besties and twinsies
• murder
murder is fun because if you don't like someone you can simply kill them. blocking and reporting is unreliable, and telling them you hate them is so last season. murder is quick and easy!
• stealing
are you low on your favorite gucci belts? just yoink one off an unsuspecting passerby. running out of ice cream? just take it out of the freezer at the store and eat it right there! easy peasy lemon squeezy