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I Goose wish to make a public letter of protest to the mana staff due to the lack of cocoa beans on islands!!
Such an mistake is beyond a tragedy! How else is one to make free cookies to give to people as presents?! This is an outrage! I myself have a bakery that gives out free baked goods, and you know whats missing?!? COOKIES! THATS WHAT! I have a wall of jungle wood to plant cocoa beans so that I may bless the good people of islands with the sweet sweet goodness of cookies, but whoever didnt allow cocoa beans have stolen my hopes and dreams and that of the good people of islands!
I invite all islands players to join me this Saturday the 13th March to protest this outrageous travesty! Together we can bring about the change needed to bring cocoa beans for all!
Also if any staff wants a bribe to use their magic powers to accidentally drop a cocoa bean on my island then do message me ;)
To end this letter, I wish to quote one of the best speeches made to all mankind in a great effort for freedom. (Independence Day)
"We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Cocoa Beans Day!"
Such an mistake is beyond a tragedy! How else is one to make free cookies to give to people as presents?! This is an outrage! I myself have a bakery that gives out free baked goods, and you know whats missing?!? COOKIES! THATS WHAT! I have a wall of jungle wood to plant cocoa beans so that I may bless the good people of islands with the sweet sweet goodness of cookies, but whoever didnt allow cocoa beans have stolen my hopes and dreams and that of the good people of islands!
I invite all islands players to join me this Saturday the 13th March to protest this outrageous travesty! Together we can bring about the change needed to bring cocoa beans for all!
Also if any staff wants a bribe to use their magic powers to accidentally drop a cocoa bean on my island then do message me ;)
To end this letter, I wish to quote one of the best speeches made to all mankind in a great effort for freedom. (Independence Day)
"We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Cocoa Beans Day!"
