Rank-up Giveaway!

[HRHPurple]

fingers crossed i win bc i was gonna buy VIP but my mom wont let me use her paypal :( i need to practice insane courses. anyways here's some really bad jokes.
- today i gave away my dead batteries, they were free of charge.
- i have an addiction to cheese, but it's only mild.
- i was sitting in traffic the other day, probably why I got run over.
- sometimes i tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. that’s just how i roll.
- why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? bEcAuSe tHe pEe iS siLeNt. hah
- kid: im hungry
dad: hi hungry
im dad
- i used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but i turned myself around
- my life
- so-- wait, you don't wanna hear a joke about potassium? k.
- what's forrest gumps password? 1forrest1
- why can't a nose be 12 inches long? because then it'd be a foot.
- what do you call a magic dog? a labracadabor.

ok im done that was hard. hope you laughed. you probably didnt but oh well please let me win jkjk but thank you for doing this you're very nice and generous.

 

[speeder]

Its Mom not mum.
Its Chips not crisps.
Its Fries not chips.
Its color not colour.
Its soccer not Football.
Its football not rugby.
Its school not shooting range.


Me: Hey, I've liked you for a while and I was just wondering if youd like to go out with me <3

Her: No.

Me: Sorry, my cat ran across my keyboard.

RESTORATION 100

 

[rryl]

An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!" The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week." The next week the old lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like the dickens." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? " the teacher asks. Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."

what did scooby-doo say when he spilled his drink? rupsi

2012: ur my fav bff xD ily RAWR
2014: I hate when people don't use proper grammar. it's you're not your.
2017-2019: lmao whomst the fucc eat ass

roses are red, I painted the sink
centipedes? in MY vagina??

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

[speeder]

I was fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying

"get a load of this guy"
everytime someone walked in

 

[speeder]

roses are red, medicine is a practice
i ran naked into a cactus

 

[nickclosed]

Sorry, but I'm moving the giveaway date to July 4.

 

[TrueEnigma]

Awesome that your doing a giveaway like this thays really awesome of you. Good luck to everyone who takes a shot at lady luck and to those lucky few who win. We all got a ticket to try

 

[Kerem_C]

hi ill really need that rank iam rankless i will really like it pls ur good hello

 

[Fingerless]

Helloo Chwan! Thanks for giving us this opportunity! Good luck to everybody participating!!! ❤

 

[nickclosed]

Hello everyone that entered! I will be announcing the winners of the giveaway tonight! Once I know who the winners are, I will distribute the ranks to them throughout the week or when they dm me. Good luck to everyone tonight! <3

 

[daniel.]

mwah

hello x

 

[nickclosed]

Hello!

The Winners of the giveaway are:

1)K0alah - Who won twice for some reason but I rerolled lmao.
2)Suspenseless
3)Calari
4)Allitex
5)Tasses

Congrats to the winners! Dw everyone else that didn't win I will be doing giveaways in the future :D

 

[HaymakerYT]

Hello!

The Winners of the giveaway are:

1)K0alah - Who won twice for some reason but I rerolled lmao.
2)Suspenseless
3)Calari
4)Allitex
5)Tasses

Congrats to the winners! Dw everyone else that didn't win I will be doing giveaways in the future :D

Wow I actually won something

 

[milkified]

Awwe, congrats to everybody who won!

 

[JustSoDank]

Thank you for hosting the giveaway!

 

[nickclosed]

Thank you for hosting the giveaway!

You are very welcome!

 

[Tas]

Yay! That's awesome! Thanks so much Nick, this was so cool of you to do! Congrats to all the other winners.

 

[IPattyI]

Congratz to all of the five winners!!

 

[k_rissy]

Damn, i had dibs on tas' mvp

I'm kidding lol, congrats everyone! <3