Whats your favorite joke? (Best joke and first person to say it gets cubit prize)

[Babalee]

Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut
I'm not funny btw
Babalee
Babalee#2548
thanks for the giveaway <3

 

[XALRK]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

XALRK
! XALRK !#8082

 

[Lofi]

does my life count? if so, then my life. otherwise;
'i saw a bunch of elderly people from a nursing home diving into a huge stream. it was the river se-nile.'

GreasyController
Lofi#5700

 

[Cowamin]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

XALRK
! XALRK !#8082

someone has already put this joke, if you would like to put another joke put it here

 

[B00M3RB0T]

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 789!

 

[XALRK]

lol

 

[Cowamin]

lol

thats a good one

 

[Acrellux]

someone has already put this joke, if you would like to put another joke put it here

It's the same person they forgot to add their info

 

[Cowamin]

It's the same person they forgot to add their info

oh im dumb

 

[Sonic_Raptor]

I've loved reading this thread. Some of you have some interesting senses of humour.

 

[LiLKayla]

am i dumb i didnt get it

she told them to lay in a road... ya know... pretending to be a speed bump

 

[Quick]

My life.

Quick#1111

 

[Cowamin]

I've loved reading this thread. Some of you have some interesting senses of humour.

I know right I want this thread to continue but I don't know if people would have motivation to go out of their way to post jokes if there was no reward ;-;

 

[Cowamin]

she told them to lay in a road... ya know... pretending to be a speed bump

Oh shit thats dark lmao, you and your friend were laughing at someone pretending to be a speed bump jeezus

 

[Cowamin]

sorry for the delay, honestly if people are still interested in writing jokes that haven't entered feel free, when I am home and have time to pick a winner honestly I'll announce it on this discord and that will be on sunday. if you didnt know already im banned perm so itll be a while till i can get the winner their cubits but I assure you that I will not let the winner down

 

[falconcat2000]

did you hear about the new rollercoaster? its called 2020

 

[Cowamin]

did you hear about the new rollercoaster? its called 2020

thats a good one not gonna lie lol

 

[falconcat2000]

thats a good one not gonna lie lol

thanks!

 

[falconcat2000]

i have another one im just doing for the memes.
kentucky fried chicken? or is it kentucky friend children?

 

[Cowamin]

i have another one im just doing for the memes.
kentucky fried chicken? or is it kentucky friend children?

quite an interesting taste in a joke