Whats your favorite joke? (Best joke and first person to say it gets cubit prize)

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One I made when when I was like 5 or something: Where do dogs go to get their hair cut? The barker shop.
My favorite: What's the difference between a piano, a tub of glue, and some tuna? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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What does an egg say when it's drunk?


Omelette.

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Edit: (If you don't get it, Omelette is supposed to be "I'm lit" or something like that lol)
 
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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Once upon a time, two pieces of gum were stuck together. After lots of hard work and struggle, they finally separated. They were very thrilled and excited. One piece of gum said, "Yay! Give me five!". They got stuck together again....
 

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What neighing, flying creature plays this version of Among Us?
PegaSUS!

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My favourite joke is... this thread >.< can I at least get some points for being somewhat original?

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Just thought it would be fun to hear some fun jokes from you guys. I am currently stressed as heck trying to complete all my college finals and I could use some funny jokes from you people! The person with the joke that I find the best/cleverest/funniest will win 5 cubits!

Sorry! EDIT: Put your ign and discord in your submission
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