Whats your favorite joke? (Best joke and first person to say it gets cubit prize)

[kile5453]

One I made when when I was like 5 or something: Where do dogs go to get their hair cut? The barker shop.
My favorite: What's the difference between a piano, a tub of glue, and some tuna? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Not sure if you need em, but IGN: kile5453, Discord: kile5453#6780

 

[Scalian]

I was sitting in the traffic the other day. that's probably why I got run over.

 

[balls_12]

What does an egg say when it's drunk?


Omelette.

Synnlex#0235
IGN: Synnlex

Edit: (If you don't get it, Omelette is supposed to be "I'm lit" or something like that lol)

 

[PippyLI]

it

there i said it, do i win

 

[Mr_Munchie_Jr]

Mr_Munchie_Jr
Mr_Munchie_Jr#4443

Steps to falling: Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 11, Floor.

 

[cata]

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
IGN: cataclypse
Discord: cataclypse#1936

 

[Sam_I_Am88]

what is brown, has 3 eyes, and 9 legs?









UGLY

 

[Cowamin]

it

there i said it, do i win

ur actually awful and but i luv u

 

[Cowamin]

what is brown, has 3 eyes, and 9 legs?









UGLY

im lost

 

[PippyLI]

ur actually awful and but i luv u

 

[Bloro]

Once upon a time, two pieces of gum were stuck together. After lots of hard work and struggle, they finally separated. They were very thrilled and excited. One piece of gum said, "Yay! Give me five!". They got stuck together again....

 

[Cowamin]

Once upon a time, two pieces of gum were stuck together. After lots of hard work and struggle, they finally separated. They were very thrilled and excited. One piece of gum said, "Yay! Give me five!". They got stuck together again....

damn thats tragic lol

 

[LiLKayla]

Once time my friend told someone to go play speedbump, she laughed, I laughed... that's what makes it a joke right?

ign: LiLKayla
discord: lilkayla#4335

 

[Cowamin]

Once time my friend told someone to go play speedbump, she laughed, I laughed... that's what makes it a joke right?

ign: LiLKayla
discord: lilkayla#4335

am i dumb i didnt get it

 

[Acrellux]

What neighing, flying creature plays this version of Among Us?
PegaSUS!

IGN: Acid_Reflvx
Discord: Acid Reflvx#3042

 

[Cookie Kat]

My favourite joke is... this thread >.< can I at least get some points for being somewhat original?

IGN: StormySkiesYT
Discord: Starla#6166

 

[XALRK]

when does this competition end? also can i enter multiple jokes?

 

[Cowamin]

when does this competition end? also can i enter multiple jokes?

I'll say it ends in two days, and no, only one joke per person

 

[Hypikel]

Just thought it would be fun to hear some fun jokes from you guys. I am currently stressed as heck trying to complete all my college finals and I could use some funny jokes from you people! The person with the joke that I find the best/cleverest/funniest will win 5 cubits!

Sorry! EDIT: Put your ign and discord in your submission

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Ign: Hypikel
Discord: Creepy#8705

 

[jasper_]

What fruit is ip banned?
A BANana
Ahhahahha
laneyclaus
laney_is_crazy#7740