Whats your favorite joke? (Best joke and first person to say it gets cubit prize)

[Cowamin]

Just thought it would be fun to hear some fun jokes from you guys. I am currently stressed as heck trying to complete all my college finals and I could use some funny jokes from you people! The person with the joke that I find the best/cleverest/funniest will win 5 cubits!

Sorry! EDIT: Put your ign and discord in your submission

 

[ILeftTheGame_]

What did the monkey say when it was leaving its grandma? Ba-nana. :)
IGN: xX_SacredPvp_Xx
Discord: I dun have one, I hope that is okay.

 

[caleb!]

What's 5 + 7?

Spoiler

12!

 

[Cowamin]

What's 5 + 7?

Spoiler

12!

Not sure if I am missing something lol

 

[caleb!]

Not sure if I am missing something lol

u aren't

 

[Cowamin]

u aren't

points for being clever

 

[chiara]

how do you make a tissue dance??


you put a little boogie in it. hehehehehehehehe

 

[Cowamin]

how do you make a tissue dance??


you put a little boogie in it. hehehehehehehehe

This is a great one tbh that I am very fond of, I think I have told my girlfriend this joke like 5 times lol and everytime I tell her shes like you've already told me hahaha

 

[x_xBen]

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun falling down stairs

 

[Acceptation]

I remember saying this joke to my class like 6 years ago when I started a new school and I remember the teacher being in absolute shock and everyone laughing and seeing as it's coming towards Christmas why not throw it in. Anyway, now that I look back it's quite cringe and awful so have fun. I apologize on behalf <3

Spoiler: Joke

Your mammas so like a Christmas tree, everyone hangs balls on her

Ign - Acceptation
Discord - Acceptation#0001

 

[XALRK]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

I love this one.

 

[Cowamin]

I remember saying this joke to my class like 6 years ago when I started a new school and I remember the teacher being in absolute shock and everyone laughing and seeing as it's coming towards Christmas why not throw it in. Anyway, now that I look back it's quite cringe and awful so have fun. I apologize on behalf <3

Spoiler: Joke

Your mammas so like a Christmas tree, everyone hangs balls on her

Love a joke that relates to the holiday season lol! Thats quite the joke to start an interesting impression of yourself to your new classmates hahaha

 

[Cowamin]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

I love this one.

Woah that is dark hahaha

 

[Charburger]

Uh why did the chicken cross the road
To get to the other side!

 

[XALRK]

booooooooooooring

 

[Cowamin]

Uh why did the chicken cross the road
To get to the other side!

Damn never heard that one before :O

 

[Cowamin]

Olympus.

holy crap shots fired im dead

 

[ashalee]

There is a butcher. He is 5'9 and is 37 years old... What does he weigh?

Meat!

 

[FrozenPepsi]

um hmmm i cant really say it here ill text u

 

[destroyer33517]

why did the tree go to bed for-est (for rest)